MacDoctor January 16, 2012

Delusional

The man who was arrested after he flew into a rage when Wendy’s staff got his burger order wrong, insists he is not a violent man:

“He described the incident as a “communication breakdown kind of thing” that escalated out of control.

“The furniture removal worker, who said he was not an aggressive person, said yesterday he was ashamed for abusing staff and police but said the officer who arrested him was unnecessarily aggressive.”

The MacDoctor begs to differ Mr. Ilolahia.

“Ilolahia admitted he quickly lost his temper.

““They weren’t polite words. I called her a homosexual and the b-word and a f****** a*******. I had to shout at her, I was that angry.”

“Staff at the Lynfield store locked themselves in the office to escape the burger-lover’s rampage, as he continued shouting and pushed over a screen and a till on the counter.

“A police officer attempted to restrain the man and emptied a can of pepper spray into eyes, but it had little effect.”

Let us list the ways in which you are a dangerous thug, Mr. Ilolahia:
  1. You used foul language on a woman merely because your hamburger order was wrong (quite why you thought that being call a homosexual was an insult is beyond me – and likely beyond you too)
  2. You had to shout at her?
  3. The staff had to lock themselves in the office to escape you – clearly you were scary
  4. You threw a heavy till to the floor – most people can barely lift them
  5. You hardly twitched when a policeman emptied a can of pepper spray into your eyes – man, you were wired.
  6. You fought with a policeman for 10 minutes and required several to eventually pin you down.

And all over a hamburger…

These are not the actions of a normal person. They are the actions of a man whose temper is utterly uncontrolled, who flares up with sudden violence at the slightest provocation. You , Mr. Ilolahia, are a very dangerous, violent man.

And if you believe otherwise, you are clearly delusional.

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  • Sounds like he is just getting his court story ready and practiced.

  • Why all this racial hatred Mac Doctor…?

    /sarc.

    ;-)

  • man, you were wired.

    Given the events described I have a suspicion that, in the sense of “wired” being a slang term for under the influence of speed, this is literally true.
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  • He’s fairly delusional going to Wendy’s expecting a good burger in the first place. I tried one the other day, and it was very salty.

    Why was he described as a “burger-lover” though? Was that meant as an insult:

    >>You homo!

    >Burger-lover!
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  • Note that this incident occurred after the repeal of s.59. Thus it was caused by the repeal of s.59! More proof, if any more was needed, that removing the ability of adults to thrash children is destroying western civilisation! You’re reaping what you’ve sown commies!

    • You are living proof that the THC content of the local weed is getting higher…
      :shock:

      • Oh I’m terribly sorry, I was just following your approved line of “reasoning” on these matters. However, the suggestion that thinking like that is the consequence of ingesting illicit substances makes sense, even if it’s a little concerning in a medical practitioner.

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